Fish Jokes

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Fish Jokes

November 11, 2016 - 15:17

Why can't fish stand being out of water?  To find the answer, click on the picture or title...

Because they don't have any legs!

Why are fish smart?

Because they always swim in schools.


How do you communicate with your Koi?

Drop them a line...


What kind of flooring to Koi have in their homes?

CARPet


What do fish call their alphabets?

A-B-Seas


Which fish has the biggest ego?

The blowfish - they sometimes have an overinflated view of themselves.


Where do fish keep their money?

In the River Bank!


What do fish and music lessons have in common?

Scales!


Why do Romanians snigger when we talk about Koi?

Because "coi" is slang for testicles!

 


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